The Raisin

I know that this is what is considered common sense to people.... But I never knew this:

RAISINS USED TO BE GRAPES!!

It all started off when Andrea, my boss at the Copper Moon saw me eating the new chocolate covered raisins. All I needed was a glass of rum to soak em in and I would have been golden.

Andrea refused to eat them. Why? She does not like raisins...... Why? Because she thinks that they are sad little grapes

I assumed she meant that they looked like sad little grapes, not that they actually were dried grapes.... Which I found out this morning... When a customer looked at me like I was retarded when I asked her if it was true.

Now I know.