The Raisin

I know that this is what is considered common sense to people.... But I never knew this:

RAISINS USED TO BE GRAPES!!

It all started off when Andrea, my boss at the Copper Moon saw me eating the new chocolate covered raisins. All I needed was a glass of rum to soak em in and I would have been golden.

Andrea refused to eat them. Why? She does not like raisins...... Why? Because she thinks that they are sad little grapes

I assumed she meant that they looked like sad little grapes, not that they actually were dried grapes.... Which I found out this morning... When a customer looked at me like I was retarded when I asked her if it was true.

Now I know.

Bored, Lazy, and NEED to start working

Lets face it, I am not, and will never be the only person who is bored and lazy and have a TON of work to do.

Here I am watching the first season of "Arrested Development" when I really should be reading the book on ECGs so that I can work on the research project that I should have finished about 3 months ago.

Speaking of which.... This is the list of TV shows that I have watched to further procrastinate my school work....

1. Grey's Anatomy : Seasons 1,2,3 and 4
2. Private Practice: Seasons 1
3. Ugly Betty
4. Desperate Housewives : Every Episode
5. Weeds : Seasons 1, 2 and 3
6. Pushing Daisies
7. Lost : Seasons 1,2,3 and 4
8. Samantha Who

I can't remember....... And all of this within the past year...... Imagine all the greatness I could have achieved......

Nah, I would prefer the me wasting time like this as opposed to being productive...... Which is totally different than what I put on my resume.....

Which is interesting, I actually do my job really well when I paid for it. I pay for classes, nobody pays me for it.... My job thought that I did an excellent job when I was working for him.... Maybe that is because I got paid 10/hr for it.....